great-and-small:

You probably won’t find it in any official field guides, but you should know that in my neck of the woods we call a baby spoonbill a “teaspoon”

(via waxjism)

blignick:

Anonymous asked:

how is the cat ‘No’ ?

rainbrella:

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he just Is

ezzelbean:
“ the-last-hair-bender:
“I have never seen such an accurate depiction of what it looks like without glasses.
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For writers with good eyesight, this is a good reference for what it’s like trying to see without our glasses
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ezzelbean:

the-last-hair-bender:

I have never seen such an accurate depiction of what it looks like without glasses.

For writers with good eyesight, this is a good reference for what it’s like trying to see without our glasses

(via sixth-light)

nojeannomoney:

nojeannomoney:

nojeannomoney:

Mrs got me a jumper while back for bday. I wear it loads. Went out in it an ran into ppl who complemented it. Got home and told her that. ‘Yea I got it for you bc its what Gonzo would wear.’ The muppet. Shant recover

Shes right as well. Gonzo would wear it. She had a pic saved on her phone of what she meant an all

Been informed this is not 1st time shes done this but shes refusing to say wich fits are muppet inspired

(via but-the-library-of-alexandria)

bisexualsummer:

couldnt think of the word “hex code” so i just googled “colors” and stared at my screen for a couple minutes

(via turing-tested)

girldraki:

girldraki:

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(via turing-tested)

stuckinapril:

stuckinapril:

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

“what do you like about it so much?” the fact that it cocooned me like a tender wool blanket during my vulnerable teenage years. next question

(via turing-tested)

ayziak:

Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion

(via turing-tested)

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

my air conditioner apparently has an app (?) and the fucked up thing is that they have these ‘ai’ options to generate…..recipes? so I took a photo of my fridge and this is what it um. came up with. why

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why does my air conditioner do…this

testing it’s limits

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(via batmanisagatewaydrug)

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